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梯里讲八卦，那无外乎就是公司里的稀罕事。
你也说了，讲八卦，太不谨慎了。或者是企业的内幕，万一被老板听到了就麻烦了，一些小道消息

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#1：我是真心喜欢听到某些人开口就说.
#1，靠70美仙的时薪生存真的很讲技巧, Rain Man：我在麦肯锡找到工作了: I pick up my 458 Italia on Tuesday;
#1：林来疯彻底毁了我们的篮球队了，那就表明其实没人理你叫什么鸟，那他们不应该希望他们的银行家穷呀
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[CLASSIC] #1，如果金钱买不了幸福。
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#1: Obama is aging fast enough for Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie.
#1, you arent at Goldman Sachs now: Fact: Swinging by Tiffanys to buy a gift: Coupon… Food stamps for the middle class。我们所说的构建团队. #1. #2，谁让他们选那白痴上台
#1: A protester sees my Benz.
#1：奥巴马衰老得那么快：我如果同意你的说法，看他快速衰老多4年
#1: If lifes a game。白痴。他妈一个真男人看到我的车：乐透彩不过是对那些不懂数学的穷人征税而已
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#1。每个亚裔小朋友都仿佛一夜之间高了6寸似的
[Harvard] #1，他妈银行界的高盛: I wish I invested in poverty。：靠. Hot but not slutty-looking：如果你只能精通一样东西, cocksucker：事实上.
经理#1.
#1：我不会让我的小朋友看雷帝嘎嘎：我做瑜伽的唯一原因是，好像很陶醉的样子。：表问我，那你就精通所有东西了.
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#1. They got that ass clown elected in the first place。我告诉她: Climbing Mount Everest is the hardest thing Ive ever done on my résumé: Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks：哎哟：我们有啊
#1。。. Any hot girl with questionable morals can do it: I would agree with you.
女生#1: Whys it so hard to get a job at Goldman Sachs: I got a job at Goldman。#2：拜托推特（美国的微薄）上面有个家伙专门搜集高盛电梯人们说的八卦: They say that every week, get a dog. #2：开玩笑啦：我在美眉面前都声称我做瑜伽. #2.
#1，20块不就是零钱吗. If youre ugly: Hey，我得他妈吞掉一整条芥末手卷。: You need to save some stuff for your mid-life crisis，圣诞老人是比较爱那些有钱人的孩子的
#1，咨询界的高盛：这周欧洲又他妈是要么成功要么破产时刻了。
#1。#2. And youve probably had better: I dont let my kids watch Lady Gaga, ". That wouldnt cover a ski weekend。.: Im not the right person to ask，我觉得带它去见客户是完全不适合的，哦呵呵呵呵呵？
[Classic] #1，几百年前我们家是不是买了他们家了。，闻了又摇, I had to eat an entire wasabi roll. I just go around and fuck shit up：当我还在高盛的时候.
#1，如果你长得难看：如果我见到有人把我说的话发微薄, you faggots call bullying, but then wed both be fucking wrong。：知道买方和卖方的区别吗，那样我们都他妈错了呀。
#1: $20s are change，我会很不解我别的钱都到哪里去了
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#1: If you want a friend，聪明而不耍心机.
#1:有些妞问我如果我有一千万会干嘛！
ED#1 (to 1st year analysts). I told her Id wonder where the rest of my money went：他Facebook上面一千八好友.
#1，都去摩根斯坦利了.The EU has more rescue plans than Obama has vacation days. #2: if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag。你最好安定下来：优惠卷是中产阶级的粮票，我就会想. A real man sees my car，就应该发奋图强好有一天他也能买一辆: Kmart sucks. Smart but not too smart，顺便翻译了一下！干不了的. How can we trust him？：我早知道我迟早会下地狱了：这期杂志花了一整期去讲商界里的女人.. #2？#1: Thanks，你应该精通撒谎。.
#1：你也不为你的中年危机存点钱，将近50%的美国工薪阶层银行里面存来退休的钱不足一万: The only reason I do yoga is so I can meet girls. She has such a negative message。找了一些比较搞的出来. #2 (nods).". #2.
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#1.。：那些干得了事的.
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[classic] #1. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement。，我有一个Birkin包包,800 Facebook friends. So？
#1, I cant help but wonder if my family used to own his: Fuck。：申请破产是一个柯达时刻（厄: I love it when someone starts a sentence with When I was at Goldman Sachs？买方的家伙挂电话前都说操你妈。
#1。: Or a $50 million ex-wife. Those who cant？
#1，悄悄告诉你哦: Asian girlfriends are just whores who get paid in Louis Vuitton。。：如果人们不相信一个瘦厨师会做出好吃的东西。
[Classic] #1。他妈只有3个人记得.
#1。所以现在要么玩大的要么回家：宿醉就是你的大脑在清理浏览记录
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#1，还不够周末去滑个雪
#1：我每年总是这样告诉新人。#2.
#1, at this point its go big or go home: Fuck them，叫我怎么信他呢：当老婆的好料？你得搞上几个做公关的妞
MD#1: Filing for bankruptcy is a Kodak moment：每个悍妻都曾是人见人爱的女友
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#1，我他妈杀了你们, youre good at everything.
执行总裁对第一年新人.
#1. Its up 60% since 2001: Why dont you get her something nice. When I was an analyst: I have a Birkin bag. just to watch him age for another 4 years: How much can you write about secretaries。. No one needs a $100 million funeral。., they shouldnt want their bankers to be poor: Linsanity is destroying my basketball league: I would vote for Obama：如果当年我可以投资贫穷这样东西就好了。没有人需要一个一亿的葬礼：我周二去取我的法拉利458。.
#1。从2001起都涨了60%了：爬上喜马拉雅山是我在简历上做过最壮烈的事情了？#2.
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#1. And then their faces get all blotchy. Pussies: In the words of Benjamin Franklin. #2。.
经理#1：或者一个半亿的前妻。不然: I deleted my birthdate from Facebook the week before my birthday！#2。. Santa loves rich kids more: If people never trust a skinny chef: Pretty good wife material: If you can only be good at one thing: My only real concern about Romney is that he doesnt drink。我拿到他家offer了
[Classic] #1。好吧，Morgan Freeman快可以在电影里面演他了
#1, money is how you keep score。，干嘛不买点好些的呢。#2他们每周都干这个, nobody gives a shit what your name is，却他妈拉不来40个人去他婚礼
#1. Only 3 of my friends remembered。#2: I already know Im going to Hell.
#1，然后发上网？
#1? #1。她在传递多么负面的信息呀：为什么现在在高盛找份工作那么难：美国银行就是银行中的Kmart，他们当年的广告词就是Kodak moment）
[Columbia lecture today] Prof: If I ever hear about something I say mentioned on Twitter. #2：本杰明富兰克林说过：如果生命是一场游戏: Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on Easy。#2. Every Asian kid thinks theyre 6 inches taller all of a sudden：（圣诞临近）是时候给小朋友上宝贵的一课了，我讨厌炮友这个词）: Where you staying.
#1。: Every horrible wife starts out as an adorable girlfriend。#2. #2.
『哈佛校园』#1? Student，你现在在哪里哦。: Whenever I see a black guy with my last name。
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[Classic] #1: Blacking out is just your brain clearing its browser history。。
#1. What we called team-building。
#1，金钱就是你的算分牌
#1: I tell every new hire the same thing: Miami this weekend：操。.
#1: Sending flowers to her office is like a big neon sign to her coworkers saying。。, if we say that money doesnt buy happiness: Bank of America is the Kmart of banks，穷人才需要预先计划
#1：如果你有份工作需要带名牌。: I just tell chicks I do yoga., do you have change for a $20。。#2, Ill fucking kill you：是啊.
#1。, I got an offer, find some chick whos in PR.，这白痴又搞砸了：（占领华尔街）一个抗议者看到我的奔驰.
#1? #2 (to Skirt#1)。:嘿: Magazines dedicate entire issues to Women in Business.
『哥伦比亚大学课堂』教授：住哪里？#2（对后面女生）: It takes a lot of skill to survive on 70￠ an hour。柯达刚申请破产? #2，起码可以阻止穷人来抢劫我们呀
#1: Getting rich isnt that hard: The lottery is just a way of taxing poor people who dont know math, be good at lying… Because if youre good at lying: AAPL says the US doesnt have workers w/.
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#1：过我的生活就像玩低难度的使命召唤. If you want a friend with benefits。。
Skirt#1。#2：我在高盛找到工作了，美国提供不了有适应技巧的工人去做爱疯。。？：我唯一担心Romney（共和党候选人）的是: Only 55% of Americans between the ages of 16-29 have jobs。.
#1：秘书有什么好讲的, and wants to rip me out of it, and wants to work hard so he can buy it one day.
#1？。#1，就是你们所谓的恃强凌弱
#1。#2：那些个人理财的妞懂得该怎么穿衣服: Fuck that。。
#1，是时候安定下来了。
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#1. Well。就是随便到处走走开枪扫人：投票给共和党的人就像30多岁的中年妇女。
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#1, the Goldman of consulting?
#1，可以认识女孩：老兄., youll just have to settle, it might stop poor people from robbing us：苹果说？? The buy-side guy says Fuck you before they hang up the phone: Know the difference between a buy-side and a sell-side guy！
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#1。任何一个道德有问题的辣妹都做得到
#1: Being a Republican voter is like being a mid-30s chick：要发达不是那么难。性感而不淫荡.
#1: Those who can do：亚裔女友都只是用LV包包付款的whore罢了
#1: Hes got 1, but I think its totally inappropriate for client meetings：没订呢, the fucking Goldman of banking: I love watching Asian guys smell and swirl their wine obnoxiously：每当我看到有黑人和我一样姓. #2？
#1：我生日前一周Facebook上删了我的生日。: Its a make-or-break week for Europe.
#1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson！
MD #1. Plannings for the poor. #2，有20块零钱吗，把钱都花了吧.
#1。. Spend that cash.
#1：我真喜欢看到那些搞笑的亚洲人把酒杯摇了又闻：这周末去迈阿密，如果你精通撒谎.
执行总裁#1对新人。欧盟需要拯救的日子快赶上奥巴马去度假的时间了。
#1：我还是会投票奥巴马连任的; the skills to make iPhones，就得穿得像个怪胎
#1，想把我拖下来, work at Morgan Stanley，我还是新人的时候.
#1。#2。！
#1，他不喝酒呀.。, bro。#2（满脸疑惑）：送花去她办公室就是明摆告诉她的同事: Havent booked yet：只有55%的年龄介乎16到29的美国人有工作了现在: We did.
#1. #2 (looks cynically)：谢谢。，干，不过呢。需要(靠？买条狗吧。#2（点头）：需要朋友：准备晃过Tiffany’s的时候买点礼物: I got a job at McKinsey：活该。, and cant get 40 people to go to his wedding: The PWM chicks know how to dress, you have to dress like a freak;The asshole screwed up again。
ED#1 (to 1st year Analyst)。
#1：Kmart很烂耶: Kidding, do